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"parkour"  I say as I walk up one step

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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token:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

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